How Dad Are You? (All of these are phrases of a great Dad)

• "Guess it's free then." (when a cashier has trouble scanning an item)
• "Looks like we'll have to amputate." (when a child has a minor injury)
• "Let's rock and roll." (when it's time to leave)
• "Did you fall in?" (when a youngster takes too long in the bathroom)
• "No, you're other right." (when someone mistakes left or right)
• "What's the damage?" or "What's my latest investment worth?" (before looking at a bill)
• "Can you do mine next?" (when seeing a neighbor washing their car)
• "I was just resting my eyes." (after falling asleep on the couch)
• "Guess they'll let anyone in here." (when seeing a friend in public)
• "Glad we're not going that way." (when seeing traffic on the other side of the road)
• "Can't very far without these." (after forgetting car keys)
• "Look, cows!" (when driving past cows)
• "I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood." (when the door is open)
• "It's not heavy, just awkward." (when carrying something awkward... err heavy)
• "People don't know how to drive in this town." (in every town you're in)
• "We needed this rain." (every time it rains)
• "That's how they get you." (after declining additional warranty protection)
• "Back already?" How was it?"
• (when someone comes back inside because they forgot something)
• "That's not going anywhere." (after tying something down)

That's it for now. If you have a second, stop by Made From RI and Made From RI Gallery. And enjoy the day (it's the first day of summer too you know).